Bank of Dad Mug

Welcome to the Bank of Dad, where the interest rate is zero, the patience is negative, and every loan comes with a complimentary lecture that lasts longer than your screen time ban.

This mug is the perfect daily reminder to your offspring that Dad did NOT pop out of bed this morning excited to finance their emotional support iced lattes, Roblox addictions, or whatever fresh hell they’ve decided to beg for today.

Sip your coffee like the fiscally traumatised king you are while your kids read the mug and realise:

• The Bank of Dad is CLOSED.
• Their account is overdrawn.
• And the only approved transaction is: CLEAN. YOUR. ROOM.

Gift it to yourself (you’ve earned it), to another exhausted father in the trenches, or to the child who keeps asking for money like you run a bloody cash machine.

This mug? It’s not just ceramic.
It’s responsibility therapy your kids can read with their own eyeballs.

WHY IT SLAPS (HARDER THAN DAD’S “I’M NOT MAD, JUST DISAPPOINTED”)

• Premium ceramic your child can’t break by “accident”
• Dishwasher & microwave safe (unlike your patience)
• Bold design that screams “I’M DONE FUNDING YOUR NONSENSE.”
• The ultimate Father’s Day, birthday, or “my kid asked me for money again” gift

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