Not Today Cunts Sloth Mug

Not Today Cunts Sloth Mug

For the days when your patience is missing, your caffeine is low, and your tolerance for humans is non-existent.

Meet your new emotional support mug: a sleepy, hooded sloth serving peak nope energy.
Perfect for Mondays, coworkers, school drop-off chaos, or literally any day ending in y.

If your vibe is:

• “Don’t talk to me yet.”
• “I need coffee before I’m a functioning human.”
• “Back away slowly, thanks.”

 Why You’ll Love It

• Relatable AF → says what you’re thinking but can’t yell
• Premium NZ-made quality → hand-pressed by me in my tiny rural chaos factory
• Dishwasher + microwave safe
• Elite gift for your feral bestie, emotionally exhausted mum friend, or yourself (obviously)
• Because sometimes the only appropriate response is NOPE — delivered via a cute but entirely over-it sloth.

Perfect For

• Anti-people mornings
• Your favourite sarcastic gremlin
• Work besties who hate everyone except you
• Birthdays, Secret Santa, or “I survived this week” treats
• Anyone who needs caffeine and therapy

Handmade the Coffee & Moo Way

Printed, pressed, packaged, and sprinkled with unhinged rural NZ energy.
Guaranteed to spark giggles, eye-rolls, or fear — depending who reads it.

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