QUIZ TIME: WHAT MUG VIBE ARE YOU?
🐄 Because your mug says way more about your personality than you think…
(and some of you should be concerned).
THE QUIZ
1. How do you start your morning?
A. Soft music, fluffy socks, wholesome energy 🌸
B. Sass, chaos, and three alarms because you fear commitment 🔥
C. Giggling at your own jokes before you’ve even had caffeine 😏
D. Moo-ing at cows or sending animal reels to everyone 🐮
E. Laughing at memes you saved at 1am 😂
F. Wrapping a gift for someone who didn’t even ask for one 🎁
G. Already humming Christmas music (in October) 🎄
H. Saying “Kia ora!” and cracking open an L&P at 10am 🥝
2. Pick your comfort drink:
A. Hot chocolate with marshmallows (a cinnamon roll in human form)
B. Triple-shot latte with a side of attitude
C. Something a little… naughty 👀
D. Milk. Obviously. Dairy-core.
E. Coffee that makes you laugh mid-sip
F. A cuppa shared with a friend you mothered into existence
G. Peppermint mocha (seasonal queen behaviour)
H. Anything Kiwi-flavoured — Pineapple Lumps included
3. Your friends describe you as:
A. The soft girl / emotional support friend
B. The weapon — sharp, spicy, iconic
C. The chaos goblin (we love you, we fear you)
D. The cow-obsessed legend
E. The funny one (you cope through humour)
F. The gift-giver / snack dealer
G. The festive gremlin
H. The Kiwi icon / “sweet as” incarnate
4. Your ideal weekend:
A. Nature walk, candles, wholesome vibes
B. Talking smack with the girlies
C. Doing something questionable (but fun)
D. Patting cows or saving animal reels
E. Laughing until your stomach hurts
F. Planning birthdays 6 months early
G. Christmas movies and hot drinks
H. A fun Kiwi roadie
YOUR QUIZ RESULTS
The Highly Scientific Mug Personality Test
Mostly A’s → 🌸CUTE & COZY MUG
Soft girl era.Warm, comforting, gentle…You’re the human version of a pastel cardigan who apologises to furniture when bumping into it.
Mostly B’s → 🔥 CHEEKY & SASSY MUG
You’re a weapon.You have a comeback ready at all times and people fear AND adore you.Your voice notes? Unhinged masterpieces.
Mostly C’s → 😏 R18 & NAUGHTY MUG
You’re the chaos gremlin friend.Should NOT be in charge of group chat names.Laughs at inappropriate moments.HR has you on a watchlist.
Mostly D’s → 🐮 COW LOVERS MUG
Elite human.Farmcore vibes.Your soul animal is a highland cow with a fringe.If it moos, you’re obsessed.
Mostly E’s → 😂 FUNNY MUG
You cope with life via humour.If something goes wrong, you’re already turning it into a meme.People follow you for serotonin.
Mostly F’s → 🎁 GIFTABLE MUG
You’re the thoughtful giver.You remember birthdays, anniversaries, and oddly specific things.Your love language = presents and snacks.
Mostly G’s → 🎄 HOLIDAY & SEASONAL MUG
Festive gremlin.You put your tree up before it’s appropriate.You OWN 7 Christmas mugs and you’re proud.
Mostly H’s → 🥝 KIWIANA / NZ-THEMED MUG
You’re proudly Kiwi-coded.You say “sweet as” naturally and love anything with an Aotearoa vibe.
WHAT YOUR MUG CHOICE SAYS ABOUT YOU
🌸 Cute & Cozy
You’re everyone’s emotional support human.
You apologise to furniture when you bump into it.
You smell like vanilla and unbothered happiness.
Your chaos level is low — but your blanket collection is high.
🔥 Cheeky & Sassy
Your tongue is sharper than a barb wire fence.
You serve comebacks before coffee.
You’re 90% attitude, 10% lip gloss, and 100% the reason your friends say “OMG PLEASE behave.”
You don’t start fights — you just finish them with flair.
😏 R18 & Naughty
You are the group chat liability.
HR fears you.
Your humour is 50% filth, 50% “please don’t say that out loud,” and 100% chaotic energy.
If there’s a line, you don’t just cross it — you sprint over it like a feral cow escaping the paddock.
🐮 Cow Lovers
Your soul is 50% human, 50% Highland cow with a fringe.
You are soft, loyal, slightly feral, and weirdly prepared to own livestock.
If someone gave you a paddock tomorrow, you’d fill it by sunset.
Your vibe is “farmcore but make it chaotic.”
😂 Funny
You process trauma like a stand-up comedian.
Your coping mechanism is making everyone laugh until they forget their problems.
You’re the friend who can turn a disaster into a meme before anyone else has processed what happened.
Elite behaviour.
🎁 Giftable
You’re the reason the group is still alive.
You bring snacks.
You carry plasters.
You remember birthdays, anniversaries, AND random childhood stories people told you once in 2014.
You’re basically a one-person support department.
🎄 Holiday & Seasonal
You’re Buddy the Elf with a caffeine addiction and a Pinterest board.
You start decorating for Christmas in October because it “sparks joy.”
Your personality is 50% festive spirit, 50% hot chocolate, 100% main character.
🥝 Kiwiana
You are pure kiwi energy. — like if L&P, a pōhutukawa, and a chaos goblin had a baby.
You will throw hands over who invented pavlova.
Your blood type is 30% L&P, 70% Whittaker’s.
Your ancestors are proud.
You say “sweet as” in situations that are absolutely NOT sweet.
You’d fight someone over the correct way to make onion dip.
Now That You Know Your Mug Vibe… Go Claim Your Destiny
Pick your vibe. Pick your chaos. Pick your mug.
(Yes, this is a personality test. Yes, the results are binding.)
“I’m Cute & Cozy 🌸” → Cute collection
“I’m Cheeky & Sassy 🔥” → Sassy collection
“I’m R18 & Spicy 😈” → R18 collection
“I’m Cow-Obsessed 🐮” → Cow collection
“I’m Here for the Laughs 😂” → Funny collection
“I’m the Gift-Giver 🎁” → Giftable collection
“I’m the Festive Gremlin 🎄” → Seasonal/Holidays
“I’m Kiwi AF 🥝” → Kiwiana/NZ