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Grumpy Old Bastard Mug
Coffee and Moo
$19.95
Meet the mug built specifically for the man who complains for sport.
The Grumpy Old Bastard Mug is the perfect daily reminder that yes—he’s lovable… but also an absolute menace before caffeine.
Featuring a gloriously cranky old bloke who looks like he’s one bad coffee away from starting a neighbourhood incident, this mug is the gift for dads, grandads, husbands, uncles, in-laws, and any man who yells at the TV like it can hear him.
Perfect For:
- The professional grump in your life
- Men who pretend they “don’t want anything”
- Morning coffee with a side of attitude
- Birthdays, Father’s Day, retirement, or petty revenge gifting
Hand-Pressed in NZ
Each mug is printed and pressed by hand here in Aotearoa — high-quality ceramic, dishwasher safe (however we recommend hand wash), and built tough enough for even the grumpiest old bugger.
Translation:
If he snorts, chuckles, or says “bloody hell…” when he sees it?
You’ve won.