Self-Love Sloth Mug

“Self-Love Sloth Mug – Naughty Feral Sloth Vibes Cup • Hilariously Inappropriate Adult Gift for Bad B*tches Who Need a ‘Moment”

Meet your new emotional-support beverage holder: the Self-Love Sloth Mug, here to remind you (loudly, proudly, and with the subtlety of a chainsaw) that sometimes the only person who’s got you… is you.

Choose your style:

“Good Vibes Only” version — for those who pretend they’re spiritually aligned while their bedside drawer is shaking like a damn washing machine.
Wordless, raw, and feral version — for the girlies who don’t need words because the visual already tells a story your Nana should never hear.

This spicy little sloth, wrapped in pink and gripping their favourite vibrating besties, is here to say:
“Love yourself, babe. Preferably twice before breakfast.”

• People who give zero sh*ts
• Your unhinged bestie
• Anyone whose coping mechanism is battery-powered
• Coffee addicts with a dark sense of humour
• That friend who definitely doesn't need another mug but will SCREAM when they see this

Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and emotionally unsafe for the easily offended.

Welcome to the Coffee & Moo jungle. We don’t do subtle. 

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