Dildo Queen Mug

Meet the mug that politely says:

“I’m unhinged, caffeinated, and absolutely thriving.” 

Whether you’re gifting it to your bestie, your favourite filthy-minded queen, or keeping it for your own gloriously chaotic self, this mug brings BIG sass, BIG confidence, and BIG… personality.

Perfect for:

• R18 girlies
• Hen parties
• Friends who cackle at the wrong moments
• Anyone with a crown and a chaotic streak
• Feminine icons who deserve a mug as loud as their humour

This isn’t just a mug — it’s an identity.

Why You’ll Love It

• Printed & pressed by hand in NZ — crafted with love and a little feral energy
• Crisp, vibrant colours that don’t fade (even under the glare of judgmental guests)
• Perfect 11oz & 15oz size — holds coffee, tea, wine, emotional support juice
• Guaranteed to start inappropriate conversations at home, work, or girls’ night

The Vibes

• This mug proudly screams:
• “I’m the main character AND the unhinged side character. Bow down.”

A Legendary Gift For:

• Your bestie who’s three jokes away from HR intervention
• The bride-to-be at her hens night
• Your wild sister
• Yourself — because self-care comes in ceramic form

Every mug is:

• Hand-pressed by me
• Wrapped like a tiny diva
• Shipped with love + 90% sass
• Infused with chaotic energy (and husband eye-roll magic)

Ready to crown yourself? Add to cart, Queen.

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