Cheeky Vegetable Quote Mug – Funny Adult Gift

Innocent vegetables, questionable humour! This "Anything Can Be a dildo, if you're brave enough…" mug is perfect for those who appreciate cheeky adult humour and a good double-take.

This 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug from Coffee and Moo is handmade in New Zealand. It's a cheeky vegetable quote mug with a playful illustrated design that blends farm-core sweetness with bold R18 humour.

You'll love this mug for its playful adult humour without being graphic. It's a unique gift for friends with a dirty mind, featuring a bright illustration with strong print clarity, creating a true conversation-starting design.

• 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug
• Gloss finish
• Detailed illustrated design
• Dishwasher & microwave safe
• Comfortable, easy-grip handle

Proudly designed and curated in New Zealand. Each mug is produced in small batches, quality checked, and packed properly. No mass-factory chaos, no corner cutting, and no sad print jobs – if it’s not right, it doesn’t ship.

Processing Time: 1–3 business days before dispatch.

• New Zealand Shipping: Flat Rate $9.95 (inc. rural), FREE on orders over $75. Delivery: 2–4 business days after dispatch.
• Australia Shipping: 1–2 items: $24.95, 3+ items: $29.95, FREE on orders over $95. Delivery: 7–12 business days.

• The friend with zero filter
• Hen’s party gifts
• Kitchen chaos lovers
• Anyone who appreciates bold banter
• Unique adult humour gifts

At Coffee & Moo, we celebrate every personality—from bold and playful to delightfully unhinged. Your home for humour-driven ceramic mugs, we offer cute, cozy, cheeky, and R18 designs that perfectly match your mood and enhance every morning brew.

If you laughed… you’re the target audience. Grab this cheeky mug today!

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