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I Hate People Unicorn Mug Funny Introvert Coffee Mug
Coffee and Moo
$27.95
"I Hate People." No small talk required. No explanation needed. This "I Hate People" mug is for the socially selective, proudly unbothered, and those who appreciate clear boundaries with a side of unicorn magic.
This 11oz or 15oz ceramic coffee mug from Coffee and Moo is handmade in New Zealand. It's a funny introvert coffee mug with attitude, featuring a rainbow-maned unicorn with zero tolerance for nonsense, balancing cute aesthetic with very clear boundaries. It’s colourful, blunt, and accurate.
You'll love this mug because it speaks before you have to, instantly setting your desk boundaries. With a high-quality print that won’t fade or peel, it’s the perfect gift for your favourite anti-social legend or for anyone with "do not approach before coffee" energy.
- 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug
- Gloss finish
- Detailed illustrated design
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
- Balanced weight, comfortable handle
Proudly designed and curated in New Zealand. Each mug is produced in small batches, quality checked, and packed properly. No mass-factory chaos, no corner cutting, and no sad print jobs – if it’s not right, it doesn’t ship.
Processing Time: 1–3 business days before dispatch.
- New Zealand Shipping: Flat Rate $9.95 (inc. rural), FREE on orders over $75. Delivery: 2–4 business days after dispatch.
- Australia Shipping: 1–2 items: $24.95, 3+ items: $29.95, FREE on orders over $95. Delivery: 7–12 business days.
- Introverts with standards
- Office desk warnings
- Anti-social but stylish humans
- "Do not approach before coffee" energy
- Funny introvert coffee mug gifts
- Unique statement mugs for social recluses
At Coffee & Moo, we celebrate every personality—from bold and playful to delightfully unhinged. Your home for humour-driven ceramic mugs, we offer cute, cozy, cheeky, and R18 designs that perfectly match your mood and enhance every morning brew.
If this feels personal… it probably is. Add this "I Hate People" unicorn mug to your cart today!