PRODUCT SIZES
The Caffeine Vessels (Mugs)
11oz (325ml): The "everyday reliable." Your standard cuppa size that fits perfectly in your hand and under the coffee machine.
15oz (443ml): The "Feral Morning" size. For when the cows are out, the kids are loud, and you need a serious amount of caffeine to survive the next ten minutes.
Mug Specs
Mug Specs & Morning Magic
- Premium durable ceramic
- Available in 11oz (325ml) or 15oz (443ml)
- High-vibrancy double-sided print
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
- Designed with feral energy in rural New Zealand
For more mug sizing info, check our FAQ section.
The Wearable Chaos (Tees)
The Lady Fit: For those who love a more feminine, tailored silhouette. These are slimmer through the body with shorter sleeves—perfect for a polished look that says "I’ve got my life together" (even if the coffee says otherwise).
The Unisex Fit: Our go-to for that relaxed, "stole it from the husband" comfort. It’s a classic, roomy cut that’s perfect for the soft girl era, studio days, or pairing with leggings for an oversized vibe.
Pro Tip: Our tees run true to size, but if you're between sizes or love an extra-baggy fit in the Unisex, don't be afraid to size up!
Tee Specs
Cotton & Chaos (Tee Specs)
- 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton (185 GSM)
- Crisp, long-lasting DTF print
- Relaxed everyday fit options available
- Twin-needle hems and ribbed collar for durability
- Machine wash cold, inside-out for best results
For more sizing and fabric info, check our FAQ section.
Tee Specs
Cotton & Chaos (Tee Specs)
- 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton (185 GSM)
- Crisp, long-lasting DTF print
- Relaxed everyday fit options available
- Twin-needle hems and ribbed collar for durability
- Machine wash cold, inside-out for best results