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Ew People Angry Unicorn Mug
Coffee and Moo
$19.95
Meet the mug for anyone who wakes up, looks around, and immediately regrets participating in society. Our Ew People Angry Unicorn Mug is here to say what your face already screams before caffeine: No. Just… no.
With a rainbow-mane unicorn giving “touch me and perish” energy, this mug is the perfect daily warning label for coworkers, family members, strangers, and anyone who breathes too loudly in your direction.
Sip your brew like the feral little cryptid you are, clutching your hot beverage while silently (or loudly) threatening violence. This mug works for home, the office, and any environment where you’re forced to interact with humans against your will.
Printed in NZ, sturdy as hell, dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and designed to keep your coffee hotter than your hatred for small talk.
Perfect for: Anti-social queens • Office gremlins • Introverts with rage issues • People who fake-smile for survival • Unicorn lovers with “don’t talk to me” energy.
Warning: Does not magically improve your tolerance for people. Might encourage telling them to get stuffed. Use responsibly.