Back The Fuck Up Sparkle Tits - Today Is Not The Day Mug

BACK THE F*CK UP, SPARKLE TITS — TODAY IS NOT THE DAY.

This mug is for the girlies who are one minor inconvenience away from going full unicorn menace in the grocery aisle.

Meet your new emotional support cup — the Rainbow Rage Unicorn Mug, hand-pressed in rural NZ and infused with premium levels of sass, chaos, and “I will shank you with my horn” energy.

Perfect for:

• surviving coworkers
• warning family members
• silently telling strangers to back up 3–5 business metres
• sipping your morning brew while plotting harmless mischief

This iconic Coffee & Moo baddie features:

• A rainbow-maned feral unicorn
• Double middle-finger energy
• A message that says everything you want to say at 8am
• Premium, hand-pressed NZ ceramic magic

If you’re delightfully unhinged, easily irritated, or simply done with everyone’s nonsense… this is your mug.

Buy it for yourself, your sister, your bestie, or that one friend who carries the entire group chat with her attitude.

Warning: May cause sudden confidence, uncontrollable cackling, and an irresistible urge to tell people to behave themselves.

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