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I Hate People Feral Unicorn Mug
Coffee and Moo
$19.95
Meet your new emotional support mug — a rainbow-maned, dead-inside unicorn who looks exactly how you feel when Brenda from accounting breathes too loudly.
This gloriously unhinged little creature says what you wish you could at school pickup, the supermarket, family gatherings, or literally any situation involving other humans. It’s the perfect mug for those who operate at a solid “I cannot people today” energy level 24/7.
Printed right here in NZ with inks bold enough to survive your daily meltdown, this mug is dishwasher-safe, microwave-safe, judgement-free, and completely useless in helping you socialise. Honestly it may even enable you.
Give it as a gift to your favourite introvert, your antisocial soulmate, or yourself — because self-care sometimes looks like telling the world to get in the bin… via a unicorn.
Why You’ll Love It (or tolerate it, whatever):
- NZ printed by a small biz fueled by caffeine and chaos
- Colours brighter than your tolerance for small talk
- Perfect for coffee, tea, emotional damage, or avoidance
- Microwave & dishwasher safe — unlike your patience
- Guaranteed to offend at least one Karen within 10 metres