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The Fuck You Looking At Cat Mug
Coffee and Moo
$19.95
Meet the mug for the cat lover with exactly zero time for anyone’s nonsense.
This gloriously grumpy black-and-white kitty is serving:
Judgement
Attitude
“Try me, I dare you” energy
…all before your first sip of caffeine.
Whether you’re buying it for yourself, your feral bestie, or the house goblin who channels this exact vibe before coffee, this mug is the perfect blend of rude, real, and ridiculously funny.
Hand-pressed right here in rural NZ (where even our animals have attitude), this ceramic cutie will:
- hold your emotional support coffee
- silently judge your life choices
- make visitors cackle or clutch their pearls
Basically… it’s a multi-talented icon.
Perfect for: cat mums, sass gremlins, R18-ish humour fans, workplace troublemakers, and anyone who wakes up already annoyed.
Product Details
- 11oz or 15oz premium ceramic mug
- Printed & pressed by hand in New Zealand
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
- Long-lasting high-quality print
- Arrives wrapped like a tiny sass-filled diva
Warning: may cause side-eye, laughter, or unprovoked snorting
Coffee & Moo Guarantee
If this mug doesn’t match your “silently judging you” morning energy… I’ll be shocked.