Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus Mug

Meet the mug that says what you wish you could say out loud at work.

Our “Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus” mug is cute, chaotic, a little unhinged — and absolutely guaranteed to make someone snort their coffee.

Featuring an adorable-but-feral purple dinosaur, this mug is the perfect gift for:

• the friend with zero filter
• the coworker who thrives on sarcasm
• the sister who starts drama and ends it 
• the chaos goblin inside all of us

Hand-pressed in rural New Zealand, each mug is printed with love, caffeine, and the lingering sound of my dairy farmer husband sighing dramatically at my design choices.

Because life is too short for boring mugs…
and far too long to deal with actual cuntasauruses.

MUG DETAILS (aka the practical stuff)

• Microwave & dishwasher safe (however we recommend hand washing)
• Printed & pressed by hand in NZ
• Crisp, vibrant artwork (even brighter than your sarcasm)
• Perfect for coffee, tea, iced lattes & emotional support beverages

Perfect For:

Birthdays • Work besties • Secret Santa • Sassy sisters • “Heard you needed this today” gifts • Anyone who needs a laugh

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