If Swearing Burned Calories – Funny Cow Sarcastic Coffee Cup

"If Swearing Burned Calories I’d Be One Skinny Heifer." Motivational. Technically. This mug features a sarcastic cartoon cow with a brutally honest line every loud-mouthed legend relates to—gym humour without going to the gym.

This 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug from Coffee and Moo is a funny cow sarcastic coffee cup. Handmade in New Zealand, its detailed illustrated design is perfect for work desks (depending on HR) and makes people laugh immediately.

You’ll love this mug for its crisp, bold print and elite humour, making it the perfect gift for your most unfiltered friend. It’s an instant hit for anyone fluent in sarcasm and looking for a mug that speaks their mind.

• 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug
• Gloss finish
• Detailed illustrated design
• Dishwasher & microwave safe
• Balanced weight, comfortable handle

Proudly designed and curated in New Zealand. Each mug is produced in small batches, quality checked, and packed properly. No mass-factory chaos, no corner cutting, and no sad print jobs – if it’s not right, it doesn’t ship.

Processing Time: 1–3 business days before dispatch.

• New Zealand Shipping: Flat Rate $9.95 (inc. rural), FREE on orders over $75. Delivery: 2–4 business days after dispatch.
• Australia Shipping: 1–2 items: $24.95, 3+ items: $29.95, FREE on orders over $95. Delivery: 7–12 business days.

• Sweary queens and kings
• Gym avoiders and fitness skeptics
• Office comedians
• Anyone fluent in sarcasm
• Funny sarcastic coffee cup gifts
• Unique cow-themed humour mugs

At Coffee & Moo, we celebrate every personality—from bold and playful to delightfully unhinged. Your home for humour-driven ceramic mugs, we offer cute, cozy, cheeky, and R18 designs that perfectly match your mood and enhance every morning brew.

If this feels personally targeted… you’re welcome. Add this "If Swearing Burned Calories" mug to your cart today!

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