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Slept Like Shit Highland Cow Mug
Coffee and Moo
$19.95
Today’s Mood? A Lovely Shade of I slept like shit, Don’t piss me off!
If you rolled out of bed looking like a gremlin, functioning on crumbs of sleep and questionable life choices… congratulations, bestie — this mug was literally made for you.
Meet our “Slept Like Shit” Highland Cow Mug, starring the exhausted bovine queen herself. She’s tired. She’s over it. She’s one passive-aggressive comment away from mooing at someone.
Relatable? Absolutely.
- Mums who haven’t slept since 1998
- Farm girl chaos energy
- People who need caffeine before human interaction
- Anyone wearing eye bags as a fashion accessory
- Gift-givers who love a feral, funny moment
Whether it’s your first cup, your fifth cup, or the cup you drink while mentally preparing not to yeet someone across the paddock — this mug has your back.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
- Hand-pressed in NZ (by me, and yes, I’m also tired)
- Dishwasher & microwave safe (however hand was is recommended)
- Printed on a premium 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug
- Colours stay crisp, bright & unhinged
- Guaranteed to make someone laugh… or back away slowly
This is not just a mug.
It’s a warning label.
It’s a personality profile.
It’s emotional support caffeine equipment.
Add to cart, pour the coffee, and let the world know you slept like absolute sh*t — so proceed with caution.