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What The Fucculent Highland Cow Mug
Coffee and Moo
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Behold the Highland cow who has absolutely had enough of your plant-killing, overwatering, sunlight-ignoring garden crimes. She’s rocking a full succulent crown like she’s the queen of the greenhouse, and she’s staring you down like she just caught you using tap water on your orchids.
- What. The. Fucculent.
- The polite version of what she really wants to say, because we’re pretending to have manners.
- plant lovers,
- plant murderers,
- chaotic gardeners,
- and anyone whose aesthetic is “I buy succulents because I can’t be trusted with anything that relies on me emotionally.”
Your morning coffee just got more attitude, more greenery, and more judgement from a hairy, succulent-wearing bovine. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and guaranteed to call you out on your life choices before 8am.