Hay Girl Cow Mug

Meet the sassiest heifer on the homestead — the cow who absolutely woke up this morning, slapped on her leopard-print bandana, and decided she’s the main character of the entire paddock.

She’s serving:

• Side-eye that could curdle fresh milk
• A lip pout that says she’s seen your boyfriend’s Snapchat
• Farm-girlie glam with a feral little twang
• And of course, the iconic greeting: “Haaaaay Girl” — drawn out like she’s leaning over a fence judging your life choices.

This mug is perfect for:

• Cow addicts
• Country queens
• Farmhouse décor goblins
• Anyone who cannot function without caffeine or chaos
• People who believe cows have better personalities than humans (correct)

Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and guaranteed to make every morning feel a little more yee-haw and a little more please-don’t-talk-to-me-until-I’ve-had-my-coffee.

Your new fave mug is ready to moo-ve in.

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