Rarest Dad Steak Mug

For the dad who’s so rare he practically needs to moo back… this mug is the ultimate Father’s Day power move.

Introducing the Rarest Dad Mug — a beautifully disrespectful tribute to the man who raised you on bad jokes, burnt sausages, and pure fatherly chaos. This beef-chart masterpiece breaks down steak doneness all the way to “Dad,” which sits somewhere between medium rare and emotional unavailable.

Whether he’s the king of the BBQ, the ruler of dad jokes, or the rarest creature in the wild (aka: a man who doesn’t scroll TikTok on the toilet), this mug is guaranteed to make him laugh, groan, and say, “Oi, who taught you to be like this?”

• Father’s Day
• Birthdays
• BBQ dads, grill dads, spicy dads, feral dads
• Kids who want to emotionally confuse their father just a little bit

Printed in NZ by a caffeine-fuelled goblin (hi, it’s me), dishwasher safe, and durable enough to withstand dad’s “I’ll fix that later” energy.

Give Dad something he’ll actually use — because let’s be honest, he does not want another tie.

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