F-CAW-F Crow Mug

If you wake up every morning and choose violence and caffeine, congratulations — this mug was literally made for your energy.

Featuring a chaotic rainbow crow who looks one emotional breakdown away from starting a cult, this feral feathery icon squawks the universal greeting of the chronically done: F-CAW-F.

It’s bold.
It’s bright.
It’s inappropriate enough to get you side-eyed by Karen from accounts — which is exactly why you need it.

 Why you’ll be obsessed:

• Perfect for people who communicate exclusively in swear noises
• A colourful crow that absolutely judges your life choices
• Makes your desk 97% more unapproachable
• Printed + pressed in NZ by your local chaos merchant (hi, that’s me)
• Dishwasher & microwave safe because who has the energy

Perfect for:

• People who shouldn’t talk before coffee
• Bird lovers with unhinged personalities
• Workmates who thrive on sarcasm
• That one friend who needs a mug that matches their attitude

The Vibes?

Unhinged woodland creature meets Lisa Frank meltdown.
It’s art. It’s chaos. It’s therapy.

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