Moister Than an Oyster Mug

Moister Than an Oyster – Feral AF Naughty Mug | The Mug That Makes Moist-Haters Dry-Heave.

Looking for a gift that’ll emotionally scar a moist-averse friend, destroy a family brunch, and make Grandma clutch her pearls so hard she time-travels? Congratulations. You’ve found The Mug.

This unholy masterpiece from Coffee & Moo proudly screams “Moister Than an Oyster” — a phrase so cursed it has personally sent three people into witness protection and made at least one Karen demand to speak to the manager of the universe.

Featuring a glossy pink oyster that is 100% Not What You Think It Is (but definitely what you think it is), this mug is feral, flirty, and wetter than a slip-n-slide at a summer BBQ.

• Sip from it. Gift it.
• Use it to threaten men.
• Use it to hex your ex.
• Use it to make the office HR department cry into their beige cardigans.

Perfect for:

• The friend who says “ew stop saying moist” (say it again)
• Bachelorette chaos
• That one coworker who deserves psychological warfare
• Anyone who thrives on feral energy and sexual innuendo before 9am
• Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and absolutely NOT safe for emotionally fragile people.

Product Highlights (aka Why You Need This Filthy Creature):

• Premium 11oz ceramic mug
• Printed in NZ by your local unhinged caffeine gremlin (hi, it's me)
• Vibrant, glossy print that won't dry out — unlike some people
• Designed to cause mild distress, moderate arousal, and maximum giggles
• The perfect blend of rude, cute, and “I’m going to hell and taking you with me”

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