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Gamer Sloth Mug
Coffee and Moo
$19.95
Gamer Sloth Mug – Chaotic AF Cup for Sleep-Deprived Button-Mashers.
Meet the mug that perfectly captures your vibe: chronically tired, mildly feral, and aggressively committed to gaming over human interaction. Whether your sloth shows up in a backwards cap or a scruffy gamer beanie, they’re here to remind the world that you didn’t choose the gamer life — the gamer life chose your last functioning brain cell.
This is the ultimate mug for anyone whose hydration cycle consists of:
Coffee → Console → Recharge → Repeat.
(And yes, we support all flavours of procrastination. You're doing amazing.)
Why You 100% Need This Mug
- Choose your fighter: Cap Sloth (Chaos Mode) OR Beanie Sloth (Depressed Gremlin Mode).
- Printed in NZ by yours truly — a tired, feral Kiwi mum running on caffeine and sarcasm.
- Dishwasher & microwave safe, because you absolutely will forget it in the microwave for 45 minutes.
Perfect for gamers, trolls, introverts, rage-quitters, and anyone who has ever yelled “BRUH” at a loading screen.
Use it at work so nobody speaks to you. Use it at home so nobody speaks to you.
Simply hold it up like a warning sign: "I’m about to game instead of being a responsible adult."
Makes the perfect gift for:
- Your partner who “just one more levels” until 3am
- Your teen who hisses when exposed to sunlight
- Your mate who never leaves Discord
- Yourself, obviously (self-care is real)