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Stoner Sloth Mug
Coffee and Moo
$19.95
Meet the most chaotic little stoner you’ll ever sip with — our tie-dye-dripped Stoner Sloth Mug. Choose your fighter:
- The Beanie-Wearing Blazed Sloth – cosy, colourful, high as the sky.
- The Tie-Dye Cap-Wearing Chief of Chiefin’ – chill, goofy, and absolutely baked.
Perfect for anyone who loves coffee, chaos, and herbs of… various origins. Whether you’re fuelling your morning, your munchies, or just vibing through life one questionable decision at a time, this mug brings the giggles with every sip.
At Coffee & Moo, we specialise in mugs with personality disorders — and this one is no exception. Printed in NZ, dishwasher safe, and guaranteed to get at least one approving nod from another stoner at the café.
Why You’ll Be Obsessed
- Choose Beanie Sloth or Cap Sloth — or grab both like the feral icon you are
- Bright AF colours that hit harder than your mate’s "light" edible
- The perfect gift for weed lovers, chaos goblins, vibers, and slow-moving snack hunters
- Premium sublimation print that won’t fade (even when you forget to do dishes for 3 days)
- Microwave & dishwasher safe because we support lazy behaviour
Perfect For: Birthdays, 420 gifts, stoner mates, chaotic friends, uni students running on 1 brain cell, forest-dwelling weirdos, and anyone who thinks a sloth with a bong is peak aesthetic or yourself — because self-care = silly mugs.
- Choose your sloth.
- Choose your chaos.
- Choose joy. (Or at least tolerance.)