High As Fuck Sloth Mug

Meet the mug that perfectly captures your vibe at 7am: alive but only because THC said so.

This feral little sloth is baked, vibing, and holding his bong like it’s the only thing keeping him from sending unhinged texts to his ex.

If you’ve ever opened your eyes in the morning and immediately thought, “Nope — not doing this sober,” this is YOUR mug.

Give it as a gift, keep it for yourself, or add it to your “my personality is chaos” collection.
Either way, prepare for compliments, judgmental looks, and at least one person whispering, “Same.”

Why You Need This Mug (besides the fact you're chronically tired):

• Perfect for coffee, tea, weed- brownies disguises — whatever keeps you vertical
• NZ-made, pressed with love and a mild amount of coping
• The ideal “don’t talk to me unless you brought snacks or sativa” energy
• Bright, bold, gloriously feral artwork that screams “I AM A FUNCTIONAL DISASTER AND PROUD”

Perfect For:

• Your stoner mate
• Yourself (obviously)
• Someone who claims they’re “cutting back” (they’re lying)
• Anyone who runs on caffeine, chaos & questionable decisions

Product Details

• 11oz ceramic mug
• Dishwasher + microwave safe (however we recommend hand wash)
• Printed in NZ by your favourite feral Kiwi mum at Coffee & Moo
• Colourful as hell & built to survive your morning tantrums

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