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Chaos Sloth Wine Mug
Coffee and Moo
$19.95
Cute But Unstable Valentine’s Mug for Hot Messes, Wine Lovers & Unsupervised Adults.
Meet your new emotional support sloth — the fluffy little gremlin clutching a love heart and a goblet of wine like she’s two sips away from telling everyone exactly what she thinks.
This mug is basically a personality test:
If you look at this sloth and think “same,” congratulations — you’re our people.
Designed for the overly tired, under-supervised, romance-skeptical babes who celebrate Valentine’s Day by drinking wine straight from the bottle and ignoring everyone’s calls. Whether you’re gifting it to your partner, your bestie, or your favourite feral queen (yes, yourself), this mug says: “I’m cute…but also absolutely one bad day away from feral.”
Perfect for coffee, wine, hot chocolate, emotional support beverages, or that “juice” you drink so you can tolerate humanity.
Printed in NZ, sass included for free.
WHY YOUR FUTURE FAVOURITE MUG
- Premium 11oz or 15oz ceramic — built to survive clumsiness & questionable decisions
- Dishwasher & microwave safe (However we recommend hand wash)
- Colours stay crisp AF — even when your life doesn’t
- Printed in NZ by an uncaffeinated goblin (me)
PERFECT FOR
• Valentine’s Day
• Galentine’s Day
• Wine nights
• Sloth lovers
• People who are cute but mentally… tired
• Anyone who says “I’m fine” but is clearly not