Funny Parenting – I Need a Double Shot of Whatever My Kids Are On Cup

Running on caffeine and chaos. Parenting level: send help! This "I Need a Double Shot of Whatever My Kids Are On" mug says what every tired parent is thinking—loud, honest, and hilariously relatable.

This ceramic mug from Coffee and Moo features a bold text design. Handmade in New Zealand, it's a funny parenting coffee mug that's perfect for exhausted mums and dads who understand it’s funny because it’s true.

You’ll love this mug for its bold typography that stands out, making it a daily-use mug with serious attitude. It's a great baby shower or parent gift for anyone raising tiny humans who constantly wonders about their kids' energy source.

• 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug
• Gloss finish
• Bold text design
• Dishwasher & microwave safe
• Balanced weight, comfortable handle

Proudly designed and curated in New Zealand. Each mug is produced in small batches, quality checked, and packed properly. No mass-factory chaos, no corner cutting, and no sad print jobs – if it’s not right, it doesn’t ship.

Processing Time: 1–3 business days before dispatch.

• New Zealand Shipping: Flat Rate $9.95 (inc. rural), FREE on orders over $75. Delivery: 2–4 business days after dispatch.
• Australia Shipping: 1–2 items: $24.95, 3+ items: $29.95, FREE on orders over $95. Delivery: 7–12 business days.

• Tired parents and guardians
• Coffee-dependent mums
• Dads who haven’t slept since 2019
• Anyone raising tiny humans
• Funny parenting gifts

At Coffee & Moo, we celebrate every personality—from bold and playful to delightfully unhinged. Your home for humour-driven ceramic mugs, we offer cute, cozy, cheeky, and R18 designs that perfectly match your mood and enhance every morning brew.

If this feels a little too accurate… you’ve earned it. Add this "Double Shot" parenting mug to your cart today!

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