You might also like these products
Always Come Pre-Peared Mug – Funny Clever Coffee Mug
Coffee and Moo
$27.95
Always Come Pre-Peared. Because life might be chaotic… but your coffee isn't. This clever, confident, and slightly smug before 9am mug is for those who appreciate sharp wit and an organized start to the day.
This "Always Come Pre-Peared" mug is an 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug from Coffee and Moo, featuring a bold pear design with playful sparkle details and strong lettering that makes people look twice. It's the unique coffee mug that says "I’m organised."
You'll love this mug because it features a pun that actually lands (and gets comments!). It makes mornings feel 17% more put together, and its confident design doesn't try too hard. With a high-quality print that won’t fade, peel, or ghost you, it’s the perfect "I saw this and thought of you" gift for anyone who values clever wordplay.
- 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug
- Gloss finish
- Detailed illustrated design
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
- Balanced weight with a comfortable, easy-grip handle
Designed and hand-pressed in New Zealand. Each mug is produced in small batches, quality checked, and packed properly. No mass-factory chaos, no corner cutting, and no sad print jobs – if it’s not right, it doesn’t ship.
Processing Time: 1–3 business days before dispatch.
- New Zealand Shipping: Flat Rate $9.95 (inc. rural), FREE on orders over $75. Delivery: 2–4 business days after dispatch.
- Australia Shipping: 1–2 items: $24.95, 3+ items: $29.95, FREE on orders over $95. Delivery: 7–12 business days. Packed securely so it arrives ready to impress.
- Teachers with sharp humour
- Office queens with side-eye energy
- Students surviving on caffeine
- The friend who colour-codes everything
- Anyone who loves clever wordplay with confidence
- Unique gifts for organized people
At Coffee & Moo, we celebrate every personality—from bold and playful to delightfully unhinged. Your home for humour-driven ceramic mugs, we offer cute, cozy, cheeky, and R18 designs that perfectly match your mood and enhance every morning brew.
If you smirked reading this… it’s already yours. Go on. Be pre-peared.