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“Don’t Go Bacon My Heart” Funny Breakfast Pun Mug
The Mug That’ll Make You Egg-sclaim With Joy
If your love language is breakfast puns and chaotic morning energy, this mug is exactly your vibe. Meet our “Don’t Go Bacon My Heart — I Couldn’t If I Fried” mug: the cutest, punniest little duo of egg-on-toast and bacon, dancing through your morning like they pay rent.
Perfect for the friend who cracks you up, the partner who loves a good pun, the coworker who needs a smile, or your own feral-but-wholesome soul.
Printed and pressed by hand here in Aotearoa — with extra love, sass, and a sprinkle of breakfast magic.
Why You’ll Love It
- Adorable breakfast characters = instant mood lift
- Makes a perfect gift for pun lovers, foodies & chaotic cuties
- High-quality ceramic, dishwasher & microwave safe
- Made in NZ by your local mug-obsessed chaos gremlin (hi, it’s me)
Start your morning with a pun, a giggle, and a sip of serotonin.
Because life’s too short for boring mugs… and burnt toast.
Product Details
- 11oz or 15oz premium ceramic mug
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
- Vibrant, long-lasting print
- Printed & pressed by hand in NZ
- Perfect for gifting, giggling & caffeinating