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Not Today C*nts Sloth Funny Sweary Coffee Mug
Coffee and Moo
$24.95
Not today. Absolutely not. Energy unavailable. This "Not Today C*nts" mug is for the peacefully feral and selectively social, perfect for those mornings when your tolerance is at zero.
This 11oz or 15oz ceramic coffee mug from Coffee and Moo features a funny sloth with a bold text design. Handmade in New Zealand, it captures a smug little sloth wrapped in a hoodie, radiating calm-but-don't-push-me vibes. It’s relaxed… but it has limits.
You’ll love this mug because it sets the tone before you even speak, making it perfect for zero-tolerance mornings. With a high-quality print that won’t fade or peel, this funny sweary coffee mug is ideal to gift to someone honest, or to proudly keep for yourself!
- 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug
- Gloss finish
- Detailed illustrated design
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
- Balanced weight, comfortable handle
Proudly designed and curated in New Zealand. Each mug is produced in small batches, quality checked, and packed properly. No mass-factory chaos, no corner cutting, and no sad print jobs – if it’s not right, it doesn’t ship.
Processing Time: 1–3 business days before dispatch.
- New Zealand Shipping: Flat Rate $9.95 (inc. rural), FREE on orders over $75. Delivery: 2–4 business days after dispatch.
- Australia Shipping: 1–2 items: $24.95, 3+ items: $29.95, FREE on orders over $95. Delivery: 7–12 business days.
- Mood-based communication
- Office desk warnings
- People who mean it
- “Try me tomorrow” energy
- Funny sweary gifts
- Unique coffee mugs for honest people
At Coffee & Moo, we celebrate every personality—from bold and playful to delightfully unhinged. Your home for humour-driven ceramic mugs, we offer cute, cozy, cheeky, and R18 designs that perfectly match your mood and enhance every morning brew.
If this feels relatable… you already know. Add this "Not Today C*nts" sloth mug to your cart today!