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Biggest Tight-Arse You’ll Ever Meet Mug
Coffee and Moo
$19.95
Meet the mug for that one person who guards their wallet tighter than their sanity.
You know the one — counting coins, dodging shouts, “accidentally” forgetting their card…
Yep. This mug was made for them.
Whether it’s your partner, your best mate, your boss, or your resident family tight-arse, this hilarious cup delivers the perfect mix of sass, shade, and Kiwi humour.
Featuring a money-hugging duck who absolutely would NOT be shouting the next round, this mug is guaranteed to cause snorts, giggles, and maybe a personal attack or two. (Worth it.)
Perfect for:
- Penny pinchers & budget kings
- Human calculators
- The one who always owes you a coffee
- Gifts that get laughs — every. single. time.
Hand-pressed here in NZ with premium ceramic, dishwasher safe (however we recommend hand wash), microwave friendly, and infused with 100% chaotic energy.
If you know a tight-arse… this mug knows them too.