Dildo Queen Mug – Bold, Unapologetic & Absolutely Not for Everyone
Coffee and Moo
$24.95
Meet the Dildo Queen Mug — a fearless, filthy-funny coffee mug made in New Zealand for people with zero shame, strong opinions, and a sense of humour that refuses to behave. Loud, proud, and hilariously unapologetic, this mug is not here to be subtle.
Featuring playful illustrated toys and the title “Dildo Queen,” this mug is cheeky without trying to be classy — and that’s exactly the point. It’s sex-positive, confidence-forward, and guaranteed to cause laughter, gasps, or awkward silence depending on who’s in the room.
This is not a background mug. This is a statement piece. Perfect for best friends, bold souls, hens parties, or anyone who enjoys making people choke on their coffee for all the right reasons.
Hand-pressed in New Zealand on quality ceramic, because even the most unhinged mugs deserve to be made properly.
Product Details
- 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug
- Gloss finish
- Bold text and illustrated design
- Hand-pressed in New Zealand
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Perfect for:
- People with zero filter
- Hens parties and outrageous gifts
- Friends who love shock humour
- Mornings that deserve chaos
- Or for your bestie