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Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus Mug
Coffee and Moo
$21.95
Cute dinosaur.
Absolutely not polite.
The Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus Mug is for people who are done explaining themselves before coffee. Sweet little dino on the outside, razor-sharp attitude on the inside — just how we like it.
It’s blunt, unapologetic, and weirdly adorable. The kind of mug that sits quietly on your desk while delivering a very clear warning to anyone thinking about talking to you too early.
Perfect for mornings, workplaces with “vibes”, and anyone who’s tired of being told to be nicer before caffeine has entered the chat.
Printed and hand-pressed in New Zealand on quality ceramic, because even your most feral moods deserve something well made.
Cute. Point made.
Product Details
- 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug
- Gloss finish
- Bold illustrated design
- Hand-pressed in New Zealand
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Perfect for:
- People with zero tolerance before coffee
- Work desks that need a warning label
- Gifting to your sassiest friend
- Mornings where patience is not available