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Not a Hot Mess, I'm a Spicy Disaster Mug
Coffee and Moo
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Listen… some people wake up polished, poised, and put together.
You?
You wake up like this Highland cow: sunglasses on crooked, caffeine in one hand, chaos in the other, and absolutely no shame about it.
- You’re not a hot mess.
- You’re a full-blown spicy disaster with impeccable vibes, questionable decisions, and the energy of a cow who’s had three iced coffees and zero plans to behave.
Featuring a sassy highland cow dripping in attitude, iced latte, and those iconic “I tried today” sneakers, this mug is perfect for the girlies who run on caffeine, sarcasm, and a wing and a prayer.
Buy it for yourself, your favourite unhinged friend, or that coworker who always arrives late but somehow still has an iced coffee the size of her emotional baggage.
Dishwasher safe. Microwave safe. Spicy disaster approved.