Moister Than an Oyster Funny Mug

Moister Than an Oyster Funny Mug:  A hilariously inappropriate novelty coffee mug for adults who appreciate rude humour, questionable life choices, and making people uncomfortable before their first coffee!

Subtle? Not even slightly. This bold pink design delivers maximum immature energy with a phrase guaranteed to get a laugh, a gasp, or an immediate HR complaint.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Perfect for friends who never miss an opportunity for a dirty joke.
• Bold retro-style artwork that stands out from boring mugs.
• Makes a hilarious adult gift for birthdays, hen parties, or Valentine's Day.
• Ideal for anyone with a wildly inappropriate sense of humour.
• Equal parts cheeky, ridiculous, and impossible to ignore.

Mug Specs & Morning Magic

• Premium durable ceramic
• Available in 11oz (325ml) or 15oz (443ml)
• High-vibrancy double-sided print
• Dishwasher (but for the longest, brightest life, hand-washing is best).
• Microwave safe. Perfect for reheating that coffee you forgot about for the third time today.
• Printed with feral energy in rural New Zealand

For more mug sizing info, check our FAQ section.

Welcome to the herd.
Cute, caffeinated, and slightly unhinged
Stay Feral

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