Whiskey Sloth Mug

Meet the mug that smells like diesel fumes, poor decisions, and last night’s bar fight.

This whiskey-loving, cigar-chomping sloth is basically the spiritual mascot of every trucker who hasn’t slept since Tuesday and just wants ONE DAMN DRINK before someone asks for another favour.

Whether your sloth is rocking the redneck trucker cap or the hobo-forest-goblin beanie, this mug brings the exact energy of: “I’m running on nicotine, regret, and revenge. Don’t test me.”

Perfect for:

• people who start their day with whiskey “for their nerves”
• men whose hobby is ignoring texts
• women who could fistfight a grizzly and win
• anyone who’s feral enough to find this sloth relatable

Now go ahead — sip your morning brew like the unhinged legend you are.
This mug won’t judge you… but it absolutely will encourage bad behaviour.

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