High As F*ck Sloth Mug
Coffee and Moo
$29.95
High As F*ck Sloth Mug: A hilarious novelty stoner mug for cannabis lovers who move at sloth speed and proudly embrace their permanently chilled-out lifestyle!
Featuring the world's most relaxed sloth, a rainbow beanie, and absolutely zero urgency, this mug perfectly captures that "I've got nowhere to be and all day to get there" energy.
Why Youโll Love It:
- Perfect for stoners, cannabis enthusiasts, and professional relaxers.
- Features a hilarious sloth design with maximum laid-back vibes.
- Great novelty coffee mug for friends who are always running on their own timeline.
- Makes a funny gift for birthdays, 420 celebrations, or your favourite couch philosopher.
- Ideal for anyone whose life motto is "slow down... way down".
Mug Specs & Morning Magic
- Premium durable ceramic
- Available in 11oz (325ml) or 15oz (443ml)
- High-vibrancy double-sided print
- Dishwasher (but for the longest, brightest life, hand-washing is best).
- Microwave safe. Perfect for reheating that coffee you forgot about for the third time today.
- Printed with feral energy in rural New Zealand
For more mug sizing info, check our FAQ section.
Welcome to the herd.
Cute, caffeinated, and slightly unhinged
Stay Feral