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Emo Sloth Mug
Coffee and Moo
$19.95
EMO SLOTH “TEARS & TRAUMA FUEL” MUG – For the Drama Queen Who Runs on Chaos.
Does your soul scream “I’m fine” while your face says “I haven’t slept since 2007”? Congrats — you’ve found your emotional support mug. This gloriously unbothered emo sloth is serving eyeliner, trauma, AND caffeine while clutching their cup of “tears” like it’s their entire personality.
Perfect for anyone who’s a little dead inside, a little too into sad playlists, or simply tired of humanity in general. (Honestly, mood.)
Sip your coffee, collect your enemies’ tears, and live your best emotionally-damaged aesthetic.
Because healing is expensive… but a mug? A mug is affordable.
PRODUCT DETAILS (aka the reasons to justify buying this chaos)
- 11oz ceramic mug for maximum emotional support
- Dishwasher & microwave safe (unlike your sanity) (however we do recommend hand wash)
- Printed & pressed by hand in NZ with love and questionable humour
- Colours that scream “don’t talk to me unless you brought snacks”
The perfect gift for your hot mess bestie, your emo teen, or yourself (we know you want it)