Funny Unicorn Ew People Mug – Introvert Coffee Mug Gift

"Ew. People." That’s it. That’s the vibe! This Funny Unicorn Ew People Mug is for the proudly antisocial, the boundary-setters, and anyone whose social battery dies before 10 am.

This "Ew People Unicorn Mug" is an 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug from Coffee and Moo, handmade in New Zealand. It features a rainbow unicorn with deadpan energy and an attitude quote, perfect for zero desire to socialize before coffee.

You’ll love this mug because it's an instant mood-setter, an introvert anthem in mug form! With bold colours that pop in photos, it makes the perfect "don’t talk to me yet" desk statement for your office or home.

• 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug
• Gloss finish
• Detailed illustrated design
• Dishwasher & microwave safe
• Balanced weight, comfortable handle

Proudly designed and curated in New Zealand. Each mug is produced in small batches, quality checked, and packed properly. No mass-factory chaos, no corner cutting, and no sad print jobs – if it’s not right, it doesn’t ship.

Processing Time: 1–3 business days before dispatch.

• New Zealand Shipping: Flat Rate $9.95 (inc. rural), FREE on orders over $75. Delivery: 2–4 business days after dispatch.
• Australia Shipping: 1–2 items: $24.95, 3+ items: $29.95, FREE on orders over $95. Delivery: 7–12 business days.

• Introverts with no apology
• Office survival mode essentials
• Anti-social but cute humans
• Anyone who prefers dogs to people
• Unique introvert coffee mug gifts

At Coffee & Moo, we celebrate every personality—from bold and playful to delightfully unhinged. Your home for humour-driven ceramic mugs, we offer cute, cozy, cheeky, and R18 designs that perfectly match your mood and enhance every morning brew.

You already know who this is for. Add this "Ew People" unicorn mug to your cart today!

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