Funny French Bulldog Fart Mug – Cute Dog Coffee Mug

"Don’t scare me. I fart easily." This funny French Bulldog coffee mug is perfect for those who understand it's not aggression, but pure anxiety, bringing a chuckle to every coffee break.

This "Don't Scare Me I Fart Easily" mug is an 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug from Coffee and Moo, handmade in New Zealand. It features a sweet little Frenchie with a cheeky quote design, blending cute dog energy with chaotic bodily honesty.

They’ll love this mug because it’s perfect for dog lovers with a sense of humour, making people laugh instantly. Its relatable introvert energy makes it a unique and funny gift, the kind of mug you might "accidentally" keep for yourself.

Choose from 2 colours

• 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug
• Gloss finish
• Detailed illustrated design
• Dishwasher & microwave safe
• Balanced weight, comfortable handle

Proudly designed and curated in New Zealand. Each mug is produced in small batches, quality checked, and packed properly. No mass-factory chaos, no corner cutting, and no sad print jobs – if it’s not right, it doesn’t ship.

Processing Time: 1–3 business days before dispatch.

• New Zealand Shipping: Flat Rate $9.95 (inc. rural), FREE on orders over $75. Delivery: 2–4 business days after dispatch.
• Australia Shipping: 1–2 items: $24.95, 3+ items: $29.95, FREE on orders over $95. Delivery: 7–12 business days.

• Dog mums & Frenchie lovers
• Socially anxious humans
• Office desk chaos
• That friend who overshares
• Funny gifts for dog owners
• Unique coffee mugs for introverts

At Coffee & Moo, we celebrate every personality—from bold and playful to delightfully unhinged. Your home for humour-driven ceramic mugs, we offer cute, cozy, cheeky, and R18 designs that perfectly match your mood and enhance every morning brew.

If you laughed… it’s yours. Add this hilarious French Bulldog mug to your cart today!

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