Does This Coffee Make Me Look Alive? Mug

Look, some people wake up glowing, refreshed, and ready to greet the day. 

And then there’s the rest of us — crawling out of bed like reanimated corpses and praying coffee will revive our soul.

This “Does This Coffee Make Me Look Alive?” mug is for the chronically tired, the caffeine-dependent, the emotionally deceased, and anyone who has ever hissed at a morning person. Featuring a grim reaper lounging inside a skull with a cup of coffee (same, babe… same), this cup delivers big spooky energy and bigger laughs.

Hand-pressed right here in NZ, durable as your dark sense of humour, and designed to make you look slightly less dead on the outside.

Perfect for goth girlies, horror lovers, night shift survivors, and anyone whose personality doesn’t load until after caffeine.

Why you’ll be obsessed:

✔ Premium 11oz mug — dishwasher + microwave safe
✔ Vibrant, long-lasting print that won’t fade (unlike your will to live)
✔ NZ-made, small-batch, Coffee & Moo quality
✔ The ultimate gift for caffeine addicts, weirdos, and your favourite little gremlin

Go on… resurrect your morning ritual. 

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