Touch My Beard – Funny Beard Lover Coffee Mug

Bold. Bearded. Slightly high maintenance. “Touch My Beard and Tell Me I’m Pretty.” This mug is confident, ridiculous, and perfect for the man who knows his beard is superior, with big moustache energy and zero shame.

This ceramic mug from Coffee and Moo features a colourful splash and bold design. Handmade in New Zealand, it’s a funny beard lover coffee cup that’s a guaranteed conversation starter for any bearded legend.

You’ll love this mug because it's the perfect gift for bearded legends, with a bold, colourful statement design. It’s an ideal funny birthday or Father’s Day option for anyone proud of their face fluff.

• 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug
• Gloss finish
• Detailed illustrated design
• Dishwasher & microwave safe
• Comfortable, balanced handle

Proudly designed and curated in New Zealand. Each mug is produced in small batches, quality checked, and packed properly. No mass-factory chaos, no corner cutting, and no sad print jobs – if it’s not right, it doesn’t ship.

Processing Time: 1–3 business days before dispatch.

• New Zealand Shipping: Flat Rate $9.95 (inc. rural), FREE on orders over $75. Delivery: 2–4 business days after dispatch.
• Australia Shipping: 1–2 items: $24.95, 3+ items: $29.95, FREE on orders over $95. Delivery: 7–12 business days.

• Bearded men and enthusiasts
• Hipsters and style icons
• Movember supporters
• Anyone proud of their face fluff
• Funny gifts for men with beards
• Unique Father's Day gifts

At Coffee & Moo, we celebrate every personality—from bold and playful to delightfully unhinged. Your home for humour-driven ceramic mugs, we offer cute, cozy, cheeky, and R18 designs that perfectly match your mood and enhance every morning brew.

Go on. Compliment the beard. Add this "Touch My Beard" mug to your cart today!

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