If Swearing Burned Calories Mug

If Swearing Burned Calories Mug – Funny Skinny Bitch Pig Mug.

Meet your new emotional-support mug — the one that tells the truth so you don’t have to.

Our “If Swearing Burned Calories, I’d Be a Skinny Bitch by Now!” mug features a gloriously grumpy glam-pig holding a giant FUCK sign… because honestly? Same.

Perfect for the girlies who run on caffeine, chaos, and a level of swearing that would make a sailor blush. Whether it’s for you or your favourite unfiltered queen, this mug delivers laughs and attitude with every sip.

Why you’ll bloody love it:

• Printed & pressed by hand here in NZ (by your resident chaos gremlin: me)
• Vibrant, high-quality artwork that won’t fade — even with daily abuse
• Microwave + dishwasher safe
• Guaranteed to cause snorts, cackles, & “OMG I NEED THAT” reactions

The ultimate gift for birthday girls, work besties, sweary aunties, and anyone who claims to be “trying to behave” (lies)

Bring a little feral energy to your morning brew — you deserve it.

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