If Swearing Burned Calories – Funny Sassy Pig Coffee Mug

Unfiltered. Unbothered. Unapologetic. This "If Swearing Burned Calories" mug features a sass-loaded little pig saying what we’re all thinking: Gym who? You’d be thriving!

This ceramic mug from Coffee and Moo features a bold illustrated pig with the brutally honest line about calories and swearing. Handmade in New Zealand, it’s bold, it’s sweary, and it’s definitely not for the faint-hearted.

You’ll love this mug because it's perfect for foul-mouthed queens and a hilarious girls’ gift that serves as a gym-humour alternative. Its bold design makes it a desk mug with bite, ideal for anyone fluent in profanity.

• 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug
• Gloss finish
• Detailed illustrated design
• Dishwasher & microwave safe
• Balanced weight, comfortable handle

Proudly designed and curated in New Zealand. Each mug is produced in small batches, quality checked, and packed properly. No mass-factory chaos, no corner cutting, and no sad print jobs – if it’s not right, it doesn’t ship.

Processing Time: 1–3 business days before dispatch.

• New Zealand Shipping: Flat Rate $9.95 (inc. rural), FREE on orders over $75. Delivery: 2–4 business days after dispatch.
• Australia Shipping: 1–2 items: $24.95, 3+ items: $29.95, FREE on orders over $95. Delivery: 7–12 business days.

• Sweary best friends
• Diet-hating legends
• Gym-avoidance professionals
• Anyone fluent in profanity
• Funny sassy pig coffee cup gifts
• Unique R18 humour mugs

At Coffee & Moo, we celebrate every personality—from bold and playful to delightfully unhinged. Your home for humour-driven ceramic mugs, we offer cute, cozy, cheeky, and R18 designs that perfectly match your mood and enhance every morning brew.

If this is you… own it. Add this "If Swearing Burned Calories" mug to your cart today!

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