Don’t Go Bacon My Heart Funny Breakfast Pun Mug

Cute. Corny. Unapologetically wholesome. And slightly ridiculous! This "Don’t Go Bacon My Heart" mug is for brunch lovers, guaranteed to bring a smile before the first sip, with its playful and sweet humour.

This ceramic mug from Coffee and Moo features an adorable illustrated design of toast and bacon paired with the phrase “Don’t Go Bacon My Heart, I Couldn’t If I Fried.” It's a funny breakfast pun mug, handmade in New Zealand, perfect for those who appreciate light-hearted kitchen humour.

You’ll love this mug because it’s light-hearted and giftable, with breakfast humour that actually works. Its clean, simple design makes it great for anniversaries, "just because" gifts, or as an ideal couple gift.

• 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug
• Gloss finish
• Detailed illustrated design
• Dishwasher & microwave safe
• Balanced weight, comfortable handle

Proudly designed and curated in New Zealand. Each mug is produced in small batches, quality checked, and packed properly. No mass-factory chaos, no corner cutting, and no sad print jobs – if it’s not right, it doesn’t ship.

Processing Time: 1–3 business days before dispatch.

• New Zealand Shipping: Flat Rate $9.95 (inc. rural), FREE on orders over $75. Delivery: 2–4 business days after dispatch.
• Australia Shipping: 1–2 items: $24.95, 3+ items: $29.95, FREE on orders over $95. Delivery: 7–12 business days.

• Couples and partners
• Breakfast fanatics
• Food pun collectors
• Cute but funny gift givers
• Unique anniversary gifts
• Funny food-themed mugs

At Coffee & Moo, we celebrate every personality—from bold and playful to delightfully unhinged. Your home for humour-driven ceramic mugs, we offer cute, cozy, cheeky, and R18 designs that perfectly match your mood and enhance every morning brew.

If you’re thinking of someone… fry not. Just buy it! Add this "Don’t Go Bacon My Heart" mug to your cart today!

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