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Biggest Tight-Arse You’ll Ever Meet Funny Sarcastic Mug

Coffee and Moo

$24.95

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Bold. Blunt. Not here to split the bill evenly. Zero shame. Maximum sass. This "Biggest Tight-Arse You’ll Ever Meet" mug is for the friend who calculates down to the cent, bringing instant laughs and brutally relatable humour to any setting.


This 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug from Coffee and Moo features a loud, unapologetic design with a money-loving character paired with the cheeky phrase. It's a funny sarcastic mug, handmade in New Zealand, that’s absolutely giftable. Petty? Maybe. Accurate? Definitely.


You’ll love this mug because its clean, bold design stands out, making it the ultimate banter gift. It’s perfect for office humour and celebrating those unique personalities with savage wit.


  • 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug
  • Gloss finish
  • Bold illustrated design
  • Dishwasher & microwave safe
  • Balanced weight, comfortable handle


Proudly designed and curated in New Zealand. Each mug is produced in small batches, quality checked, and packed properly. No mass-factory chaos, no corner cutting, and no sad print jobs – if it’s not right, it doesn’t ship.


Processing Time: 1–3 business days before dispatch.

  • New Zealand Shipping: Flat Rate $9.95 (inc. rural), FREE on orders over $75. Delivery: 2–4 business days after dispatch.
  • Australia Shipping: 1–2 items: $24.95, 3+ items: $29.95, FREE on orders over $95. Delivery: 7–12 business days.


  • Office jokers and pranksters
  • Secret Santa gifts with an edge
  • The “I’ll transfer you later” friend
  • People who love savage humour
  • Funny sarcastic mug gifts
  • Unique R18 gifts


At Coffee & Moo, we celebrate every personality—from bold and playful to delightfully unhinged. Your home for humour-driven ceramic mugs, we offer cute, cozy, cheeky, and R18 designs that perfectly match your mood and enhance every morning brew.


If someone came straight to mind… you already know. Add this "Biggest Tight-Arse" mug to your cart today!


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SKU: CM-FUN-BIGGEST-TIGHT-ARSE TAGS: Funny Mugs, Giftable Mugs
 

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