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Slept Like Sh*t – Grumpy Highland Cow Coffee Mug
Coffee and Moo
$27.95
Tired. Over it. Mildly dangerous before caffeine. This "Slept Like Sh*t" mug is a warning label for anyone approaching, featuring one absolutely done-with-everything highland cow clutching coffee like it’s life support.
This ceramic mug from Coffee and Moo boldly states: “I slept like sh*t so don’t piss me off.” Handmade in New Zealand, it’s a grumpy highland cow coffee cup that’s not a morning person mug—it's relatable AF.
You’ll love this mug for its detailed illustrated cow design, making your mood very clear without you having to speak. It’s perfect for night-shift legends, sleep-deprived parents, and anyone who needs coffee before conversation.
- 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug
- Gloss finish
- Detailed illustrated design
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
- Balanced weight, comfortable handle
Proudly designed and curated in New Zealand. Each mug is produced in small batches, quality checked, and packed properly. No mass-factory chaos, no corner cutting, and no sad print jobs – if it’s not right, it doesn’t ship.
Processing Time: 1–3 business days before dispatch.
- New Zealand Shipping: Flat Rate $9.95 (inc. rural), FREE on orders over $75. Delivery: 2–4 business days after dispatch.
- Australia Shipping: 1–2 items: $24.95, 3+ items: $29.95, FREE on orders over $95. Delivery: 7–12 business days.
- Grumpy morning people
- Sleep-deprived parents
- Cow lovers with attitude
- Anyone who needs coffee before conversation
- Funny R18 mugs
- Unique gifts for tired people
At Coffee & Moo, we celebrate every personality—from bold and playful to delightfully unhinged. Your home for humour-driven ceramic mugs, we offer cute, cozy, cheeky, and R18 designs that perfectly match your mood and enhance every morning brew.
Approach with caffeine. Add this "Slept Like Sh*t" mug to your cart today!