Custom Mug

Design Your Own Mug — Your Chaos, Your Rules 

Got a brilliant idea?
A filthy joke?
A cute cow?
A meme that only your bestie will understand?
Or maybe you just want your own face on a mug because honestly, iconic behaviour.

Welcome to the Custom Mug listing — where YOU become the designer, and I (your resident Mug Goblin) turn your idea into a real, hand-pressed ceramic masterpiece.

Whether you’re after:

• something sentimental
• something sassy
• something mildly inappropriate
• something cow-coded
• or something completely unhinged

…I’ve got you, bestie.

Every mug is hand-pressed in rural NZ, infused with caffeine, chaos, and at least one husband eye roll.

Perfect for gifting, self-love, office humour, hens nights, birthdays, coworkers, mum friends, or the unhinged legends in your life.

IMPORTANT

HOW IT WORKS — The Easiest, Least Chaotic Way

Send me your photo or idea

Pop it through via our Get in Touch page or flick it through on our Facebook page Messenger.

(Photos, inspo, wild ideas, unhinged concepts — all welcome.)

Tell me the vibe

Colours? Fonts? Aesthetic?

Chaos level from sweet angel → feral goblin?

Lay it on me.

I create the magic

I’ll design your custom mug, send you a preview for approval, and make edits if needed — until it’s perfectly “you.”

You approve → I press the mug

Once you say YES, I’ll send your payment link, hand-press your masterpiece, wrap it like a tiny ceramic diva, and send it trotting off to its forever home.

Easy. Fun. Feral. Iconic.
Exactly how custom mugs should be.

PERFECT FOR:

Birthdays • Christmas • Teachers • Nurses • Cow lovers • R18 gifts • Bridesmaids • Secret Santa • Besties • Flatmates • Work bestie chaos moments • Literally anyone with a sense of humour.

Your idea. Our printer. Mug magic.

Let’s make something iconic together.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS