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I Might Be Vegan, But I'd Still Eat Your Sausage Card
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I Might Be Vegan, But I'd Still Eat Your Sausage Card. A cheeky, rude Valentine's card, anniversary card, or flirty adult greeting card for couples who like their romance with a side of filthy humour!
Sweet, innocent, and absolutely not fooling anyone. Featuring a very enthusiastic sausage and a punchline that leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination, this card is pure flirtatious chaos.
Why They’ll Love It:
- Perfect for partners who appreciate naughty humour and shameless flirting.
- Funny adult card for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, birthdays, or just because.
- Cute cartoon artwork paired with an unapologetically cheeky joke.
- Ideal for vegans, meat-eaters, and anyone with a dirty mind.
- Guaranteed to get a laugh before things potentially escalate.
Specs:
Measurements: 14 x 14cm
Includes: Card & Envelope
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