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Get Well Soon You Attention-Seeking Twat Card
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Get Well Soon You Attention-Seeking Twat Card A funny get well soon card for the drama queen, serial complainer, or professional patient who somehow turns every sniffle into a full-blown event!
Sweet on the outside. Absolutely not sweet on the inside. This sarcastic recovery card delivers just enough sympathy to stay technically supportive while still taking the piss.
Why They’ll Love It:
- Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, and partners who milk every illness for attention.
- Funny get-well-soon card that beats the usual flowers-and-inspirational-quotes nonsense.
- Bold hand-lettered design with a savage hidden punchline.
- Ideal for hospital stays, minor injuries, man flu, and dramatic recoveries.
- Equal parts caring, sarcastic, and completely inappropriate.
- Measurements: 14 x 14cm
- Includes: Card & Envelope
Welcome to the herd.
Cute, caffeinated, and slightly unhinged
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