Yours Is The Only Meat I Want To Eat Mug

Yours Is The Only Meat I Want To Eat Mug: A funny Valentine's Day mug for couples who prefer cheeky humour, flirty banter, and gifts that definitely aren't Hallmark-approved!

Sweet? Technically. Subtle? Absolutely not. This playful sausage-and-hearts design serves up maximum laughs with just the right amount of naughty energy.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Perfect Valentine's gift for husbands, wives, boyfriends, and girlfriends.
• Funny novelty mug guaranteed to get a laugh (or a blush).
• Great for couples who communicate almost entirely through inappropriate jokes.
• Cute pink heart details with a cheeky adult twist.
• Ideal for romantic troublemakers and lovers of slightly feral humour.

Mug Specs & Morning Magic

• Premium durable ceramic
• Available in 11oz (325ml) or 15oz (443ml)
• High-vibrancy double-sided print
• Dishwasher (but for the longest, brightest life, hand-washing is best).
• Microwave safe. Perfect for reheating that coffee you forgot about for the third time today.
• Printed with feral energy in rural New Zealand

For more mug sizing info, check our FAQ section.

Welcome to the herd.
Cute, caffeinated, and slightly unhinged
Stay Feral

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